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For those with fond memories of grade school (Those were some of the BEST of times!).

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/dodgeball/

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I saw this trailer and it looks funny as hell... OMFG I am so there....

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Where's the fat kid.... there's ALWAYS a fat kid..... Damnit... didn't they do a LITTLE research????


Oh... wait... *I* was the fat kid....



But I was still damn good.

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Fat kids were the easiest of preys...muahahah! Oh yeah, and little scrawny ones too...muahahahaha!

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Except the fat kid who could not only dodge... but catch the ball and sling it right back.

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Yeah. But we're talking about REALITY here.

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So am I.

I was a damn good dodgeball player.

I guess I was an early "camper" I'd just sit and wait. They'd enivitably try and get me. Then... well... then it was ON....

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Obviously, you never played against kids who knew the game and knew some really nasty tricks. I ain't kidding. We took into consideration of multiple targets, curve balls, dives, and even extremely fast pace. There was no sit and wait in the games I was in. If you were sitting, then it was because you were out.

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Of course, those were the days before soccer, softball and chicken on a balance beam (which became outlawed when the boys kept smashing their testicles when they fell off the beam).

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Obviously, you never played against kids who knew the game and knew some really nasty tricks. I ain't kidding. We took into consideration of multiple targets, curve balls, dives, and even extremely fast pace. There was no sit and wait in the games I was in. If you were sitting, then it was because you were out.

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Good lord. I didn't literally sit.

While people were busy taking out the idiot who called them a doodie head the week before I was waiting to see how they were throwin. Then it was a cake walk for me.

Seems you guys never palyed against some one with strategy.

And from dodgeball we moved on to something less violent.... hockey.

PS from the way you guys are talkin... you were the ones that woulda been easies to get nailed. Just distract you right as my teammate was waitin to clobber ya. But hey... that was then... this is now...

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That's where you're wrong. Stragedy played an immense role when we played. A lot of psychology too (although back then, we didn't know it was called "stragedy/psychology"). And for goodness sakes, I know you didn't mean "to literally sit". Who the hell does that?
Unfortunately, my grade school didn't have the means, nor the equipment to play hockey during recess/P.E. And besides, I doubt the parents would've liked to see there little boys (and maybe girls) coming home with a bloody nose!

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Hey... we were (apparently) white trash... who didn't COME to school with a bloody nose.

Besides... if I ran into my 6th grade self... he'd kick my ass....

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LOL! Same here

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Oooooo new clip....


http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/dodgeball/clip.html

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